Me too!
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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