I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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