quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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