She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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