Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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