you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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