Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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