i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
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