Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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