I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
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