Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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