My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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