your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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