what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
We talked him into tasing himself.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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