No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
There's even glitter on my cock...
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