we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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