Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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