I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I need to align my fucking chakras
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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