i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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