i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Randomize
