I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Randomize