yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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