Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
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