Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
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