the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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