I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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