some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
So squirting runs in the family.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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