turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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