I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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