sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I AM VODKA MAN
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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