marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
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