Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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