I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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