i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I am available for nakedness
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
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