the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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