East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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