exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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