Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Found your dick twin last night
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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