I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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