I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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