On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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