I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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