Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
the condom got lost in my hair
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Randomize
