We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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