I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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