Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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