dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Randomize
