No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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