so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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