Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
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