using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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