the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
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